When a typo raises your hopes and then dashes them

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 09/03/2020 at 13:51 • Filed to: None

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This is the text exchange with my wife today.

Brickman > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 13:56

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Mmm nothing like the warm fresh smell of laserjet cookies.

Dr_Watson > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 13:59

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clearing a cookie jam is such a hassle  

ClassicDatsunDebate > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 14:00

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“PC Load Batter”  What the fuck does that even mean??!

Just Jeepin' > Dr_Watson 09/03/2020 at 14:01

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Yeah, no chocolate chip cookies please. That chocolate gets everywhere .

HammerheadFistpunch > ClassicDatsunDebate 09/03/2020 at 14:03

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being HP the batter is also $300/oz

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 14:04

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Please for the love of god don’t buy an HP printer. They’ve been garbage since like 2005.

Dr_Watson > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/03/2020 at 14:06

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brother is my new favorite

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/03/2020 at 14:08

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oh man no way in hell. My accounting professor was at HP during the .com bubble.  horror stories.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr_Watson 09/03/2020 at 14:08

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thats what I bought.  Love it.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 14:10

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For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/03/2020 at 14:11

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My Laserjet 1300 was built in 2003; I’m safe.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/03/2020 at 14:22

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At least it’s a laser? 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > facw 09/03/2020 at 14:23

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That just means it'll break or run out of color more expensively.

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/03/2020 at 14:52

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But it will take longer!

Longer breakdown times to not apply to: LaserJet 5L, LaserJet 6L (yes I’m still bitter about servicing crappy printers from circa 20 years ago)

Urambo Tauro > Dr_Watson 09/03/2020 at 20:34

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I, too, hate flossing.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 23:55

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She also spelled laser wrong but cookies right all wrongs.